Ladies and Gents! Hello and Welcome! part 3 of 5!

Well, this is a new idea.
This site is just going to be a way for people i know to post the most horrible fucking things they can think of.

the only requirment is that its really god damned funny.

If its hack shit or some stupid fucking story titled "nigger nigger nigger" it better be funny. it better be damn funny. (not that the title itself isnt damn funny, but i want a little more.)

no big deal if you swing and miss but that fucker is coming on down if you do. and you'll most likely get called a fag. and i guess when fags bomb, fags will be called pussy lovers or whatever the hell offends fags. oh, hey. they hate getting called fags too. right. easy. fag it is.

go see the aristocrats, its funny enough and gets the point across, and thats plenty i guess.
So see it, whet your appetite and bring say some hardcore shit.

shock me, you gigantic, engorged, fresh-blister-red cunt over filled with spitting boils, you.

hey, fantastic.